Post by love love guilty on Sept 18, 2019 14:47:24 GMT -5
" Haha, well, you're right to trust your local law enforcement agent with suspicious paper bags like this one! Let's find out! " Bobby takes the bag empties it into his palms. A partially sat on lump of brownie squares pour into his hand, and he eats it without really taking the moment to look.
" Hmmm... "
" Citizen, no need to worry! This bag has been judged by the arbiter of justice and appears there's nothing illicit about it! This suspicious paper bag was only full of baked goods! " Bobby crumples up the bag and thrusts it back into Parsley's chest with unrestrained energy, like an oversized puppy that doesn't know their own strength.
Post by love love guilty on Sept 19, 2019 10:55:47 GMT -5
" Hahaha! "
" Thank you for your concern, local citizen! But... "
" I happened to train my body to resist most forms of poisons and drugging attempts! Yes, it's true! The legions of criminals will stop at nothing to take out the biggest force against them, so it was necessary! Years have I ingested dangerous chemicals in order to build up my body's tolerance! As a result, such duplicitous means of trying to kill me won't ever work!! "
"... Yeah, it does. Still, try not to ingest poison, just in case, okay?"
He is increasingly worried for this man's well being, getting up and dusting himself off before picking up the briefcase and tossing out the paper bag into a nearby trashbin.
"Thanks for your help. I'm gonna go get my ass kicked now, I guess."
Parsley begins to head back inside, accepting his fate and looking more exhausted than ever.
Last Edit: Sept 19, 2019 12:35:34 GMT -5 by Grunkie
Post by love love guilty on Sept 19, 2019 22:06:10 GMT -5
Bobby springs between the feral fox and the simpering nark, catching Wocky and pushing him into a police hold before any butt-kicking can take place. Crisis averted.
" Is this the man who threatened to kick your butt, citizen!? "
"No, I brought him in because I'm tired and just want to move into my apartment without having to deal with you, mister 'neighborhood committee'. I'll buy you more later, alright? Just leave me alone."
Parsley looks to Bobby, shaking his head.
"Think that's the wrong guy, officer. But thank you for your help. I feel a lot safer knowing you're around. I'll keep an eye out if I see the guy."
" Hell to that! I'll kick your ass! You better put up! You think I need you covering for me!? Bitch, I'm a KITAKI! You're dead, you hear me?! " Wocky thrashes against Fulbright's grip!
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